A Word of Wisdom

What is worst thing anyone could do after getting their wisdom teeth out?
Suck on a straw?
Nope.
Eat steak?
Nada.
Take pictures of your chubby cheeks and post it all over the internet?
Close, but no cigar.
So what is the worst thing to do after getting your wisdom teeth out?
Well, it's pretty simple -- texting. I was a mile high on this medication called Lortab (a big white tablet that they forced down my throat after they yanked out my teeth), and I was still as loopy as Fruit Loops after getting the anaesthetic. All I remember doing that first day was eating a pound of strawberry yogurt (I also don't recommend doing this -- it definately doesn't help the digestive process). But what I don't remember is texting people. Supposedly, I texted about 5 of my friends. And I don't remember a thing. Who knows what I said. I could have said something funny, like telling my roommate to "Get that corn outa my face!" Or I could have said something unfortunate, like telling a chica friend to "Join me for some toast." So here is a word of wisdom when getting your wisdom teeth out - Have someone take your phone away (And having them take away the pound of yogurt wouldn't hurt either).